๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Broke EraWednesday, April 8, 2026
I've been trying to adult by following boomer advice
But it turns out 'investing in myself' just means I'm $50,000 in debt with a degree and a Peloton
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I've been doing the work in therapy to improve my attachment style
Now I'm just anxiously attached to my therapist.
My therapist asked if I did my journaling homework.
I said, 'Yes, I journaled about how I didn't want to do my journaling homework.'
My therapist told me I need to check in with myself daily to process my emotions.
I told her I can't afford that many co-pays.
Our CEO kept saying 'we're a family here' until I asked for a vacation day to attend my actual family's reunion
and suddenly I was 'abandoning the team'.
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