๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Broke EraWednesday, April 8, 2026
I've been trying to adult by following boomer advice
But it turns out 'investing in myself' just means I'm $50,000 in debt with a degree and a Peloton
More Millennial Jokes
I'm trying to buy a house, but the market is crazy
I've got a better chance of winning the lottery than getting a mortgage with a payment that's less than my student loan
I've been doing the work in therapy to develop a growth mindset
but so far, the only thing that's grown is my therapist's billable hours
My therapist encouraged me to find healthy ways to self-soothe.
So I started color-coding my anxiety spreadsheet.
My boss told me to 'manifest a positive outcome'
when I asked for a raise.
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