๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Broke EraWednesday, April 8, 2026
I've been trying to adult by following boomer advice
But it turns out 'investing in myself' just means I'm $50,000 in debt with a degree and a Peloton
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I've been trying to buy a house in my area
But the only thing I can afford is a strong opinion about gentrification.
I told my therapist I understand all my unhealthy patterns now.
She asked what I plan to do, and I said, 'Probably just keep understanding them.'
I suggested sending a project update via email, but my manager insisted we needed a 'collaborative discussion'
now I've spent 2 hours in a meeting discussing the same 3 bullet points that were already in my email draft
My therapist said my avoidant attachment style keeps me from genuine connection.
So naturally, I've just been avoiding their emails.
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