I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

I'm trying to start a band, but it's a treble-making process.

So I was at the library with my kids, and we stumbled upon a book about dolphins. The author was giving a presentation, and my kids were amazed by the intelligence of these creatures. The author told us that dolphins are known to communicate with each other using a variety of clicks and whistles, which got me thinking

I guess you could say they have a whale of a language

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn't concentrate.