So I was visiting my friend who's a master carpenter, and he showed me his latest woodworking project - a beautiful wooden boat. He spent months crafting every detail, from the hull to the sail. As I was admiring his work, I asked him how he planned to propel it through the water.

He just smiled and said it was a 'shore' thing.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing!

Why did the baker stop making bagels?

He got tired of the hole business.

What is blue but does not weigh very much?

Light Blue