I'm shell-shocked by how much I spent on seashells at the beach today

So I was at the library the other day, and I saw a book about eggs that really caught my eye. The cover was pretty ordinary, but the title was what really made me crack a smile.

It was an egg-cellent read.

I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby today.

Why was the computer cold?

Because it left its Windows open.