What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!

I went to the beach and saw a crab playing a guitar.

I guess you could say it was a shell of a musician.

So I was at the museum with my kids, and we saw an exhibit on ancient Egypt. The kids were fascinated by the mummies and the pyramids, and we started learning about pharaohs and their tombs. I asked the tour guide if they had found any interesting artifacts recently

and he said they had uncovered a lot of old 'wrap'!

I decided to become a mushroom farmer

Because I heard it's a fun-gi career