Every Thanksgiving, my mom cooks enough food to feed a small army.

And every year, that army consists of six very enthusiastic, belt-loosening family members.

Why did the turkey refuse to join the school band?

Because he already had drumsticks!

Alright, folks, the moment of truth! As I prepare to carve this magnificent bird, I just realized this turkey had a seriously rough day yesterday.

...It was completely *stuffed*.

At my family's Thanksgiving, the only thing more stuffed than the turkey...

...are the guests an hour later, trying to stay awake on the couch.