You know what they say about Thanksgiving dinner

it's a gobbler of a meal!

Our family's Thanksgiving dinner seating chart isn't about politeness or proximity to the food.

It's a strategic battlefield plan to minimize exposure to Uncle Steve's political theories and Aunt Carol's 'When are you getting married?' interrogation.

I've got a great idea for a Thanksgiving joke, but I've been having some trouble drumming up support

I guess you could say it's a little 'fowl' of a concept

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the counselor?

It was feeling a little jellied under the pressure