Alright, everyone, the star of the show has arrived! Before I start carving this magnificent bird...

...I just hope I don't make a *fowl* move!

I've got a great idea for a Thanksgiving joke, but it's still in the

thawing-out process

Why was the stuffing always so confident?

Because it knew it was the stuff of legends!

Thanksgiving at our house is always a test of endurance.

First, you survive the family gossip, then you survive the tryptophan.