Why did the cranberry sauce go to the party?

Because it was a berry good dancer!

At our Thanksgiving dinner, the only thing thicker than the gravy...

...is the silence after my cousin asks if anyone's seen his ex-girlfriend.

In my family, the biggest Thanksgiving debate isn't politics or who gets the last drumstick.

It's who gets to make Grandma's 'secret recipe' stuffing this year.

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the counselor?

It was feeling a little jellied under the pressure