What do you call a nervous turkey on Thanksgiving?

A poultry-geist!

I've got a fowl feeling about this year's Thanksgiving dinner

Our family Thanksgiving dinner is like a recipe for disaster

Because you take a cup of crazy relatives, add a pinch of old grudges, and stir in a whole lot of tryptophan

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the doctor?

It was feeling a little saucy and had a relish for bad health