✊ Knock-Knock Joke
Classic KnockMonday, July 6, 2026
Knock knock. Who's there? Figment.
Figment who? Figment of your imagination, but I'm real and I need to come in!
More Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Maple.
Maple who? Maple syrup to talk to you, I've been feeling a little stuck.
Knock knock. Who's there? Wu
Wu who? Wu don't know, I'm having an identity crisis
Knock knock. Who's there? A door.
A door who? A door has no 'who,' it's an inanimate object.
Knock knock. Who's there? Silence.
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