Knock knock. Who's there? Figment.

✊ Knock-Knock Joke

Classic Knock

Monday, July 6, 2026

Figment who? Figment of your imagination, but I'm real and I need to come in!

More Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence.

Knock knock. Who's there? I forgot

who? Oh wait, I remember now, but it's not like it matters because I'm just going to forget again anyway.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pane

Pane who? I'm having a window of opportunity to let you in.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dew.

Dew who? Dew-n't worry, it's just a drop in.

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