What's an elf's favorite type of music?

Wrap music!

What did Ralphie's mom say when he asked for a pet rabbit for Christmas?

You'll shoot your *hare* out!

Why did Santa always check his watch during gift delivery?

He didn't want to sleigh the schedule.

Why did Santa's elves go to the North Pole's HR department?

Because they wanted to work on their clause for concern!