What's an elf's favorite type of music?

Wrap music!

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

An abdominal snowman

Why did the Christmas caroling group always skip the 'figgy pudding' verse?

They couldn't agree on whether it was gluten-free or not.

Why did the head elf always carry a ruler around the toy workshop?

To make sure everything was made to *elf-act* specifications.