☕ Girl Tea Joke
Relatable QueenThursday, July 9, 2026
I saw a guy's dating profile that said he was looking for someone 'natural' and 'low-maintenance.'
And I thought, 'Oh, great. So I'll just skip the *full* eleven-step skincare routine tonight and only do seven.'
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Now I'm not just procrastinating, I'm also collecting data on how good I am at procrastinating
I've been trying to learn how to accept compliments without apologizing for them
but so far, my default response is still 'oh, this old thing? I just threw it on'
He complimented me by saying, 'You're so chill, not like other girls.'
And I just nodded, thinking, 'Buddy, my 'chill' is 90% emotional exhaustion from dealing with guys like you.'
I've started to think that my planner is just a book where I write down all the things I'm pretending to have control over
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