Girl Tea Joke of the Day

Sunday, April 5, 2026

Relatable Queen

I saw a TikTok where a woman showed her 'five-minute, natural glow' makeup routine.

Five minutes for her, maybe. For me, that's five minutes just to decide if I even *need* to put on a bra today.

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