Why did the candy go to the doctor?

It was feeling a little sour!

Why did the doorbell get so tired on Halloween night?

Because it kept getting rung out!

Why did the werewolf get confused at the pet store's grooming section?

He didn't know if he was supposed to ask for a trim or a *howl*-cut!

Why did Medusa have so much trouble returning her online purchases?

Every time she called customer service, they just froze.