I'm trying to become a mushroom farmer, but it's a fun-gi job to learn

I tried to start a career as a beekeeper, but it wasn't going well.

I guess you could say I wasn't the 'bee's knees' at it.

I told my wife she was going to be a great musician, but she didn't believe me.

Now she's a maestro of disappointment, but I still think she's a note-worthy singer.

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!