I took my kids to the orchard to pick some apples, and we met a farmer who was known for his cleverness. He showed us all the different types of trees and explained how he used special techniques to keep them healthy. As we were leaving, I asked him what his secret was to growing such great apples

and he said it was just a core value of his

So, I was organizing the pantry the other day, going through all the dried fruit. I picked up a bag of prunes and couldn't help but notice how... well, seasoned they looked.

I almost asked them about their life story, but I figured they'd just give me a dry one.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired!

I accidentally swallowed some food coloring today.

I feel like I've dyed a little inside.