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Classic DadThursday, July 9, 2026
What did the guitar say to the musician?
Pick on someone your own size!
More Dad Jokes
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
I was trying to start a garden in my backyard, but I was having trouble getting the seeds to grow. I checked the soil, the sunlight, and the watering schedule, but nothing seemed to be working. I decided to consult with a gardening expert, who told me the problem was
I wasn't planting the seeds deep enough, I guess you could say I wasn't getting to the root of the problem.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down!
I took my kids to the library and asked the librarian if they had any books on Pavlov's dogs
and she said it rang a bell
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