So I was at the library studying for an exam, and I stumbled upon a book about the history of eggs. I cracked it open to learn more, and let me tell you, it was a real page-turner.

Because it was an egg-cellent read.

I've been reading a book about anti-gravity.

It's impossible to put down!

Why did the clock get sent to the principal's office?

Because it kept tocking too much!

I took my kids to the orchard to pick some apples, and we met a farmer who was known for his cleverness. He showed us all the different types of trees and explained how he used special techniques to keep them healthy. As we were leaving, I asked him what his secret was to growing such great apples

and he said it was just a core value of his