๐ Father's Day Joke
Garage DadFriday, July 10, 2026
I asked my dad what he wanted for Father's Day.
He just sighed, looked at the garage door, and said, 'Honestly? Just 10 minutes alone with the power drill, and maybe to finally figure out where that missing Philips head screwdriver went after the great fence-mending of 2017.'
More Father's Day Jokes
I got my dad a smart thermostat for Father's Day, thinking it would put an end to his temperature tinkering.
Now he just complains that the future isn't warm enough.
I got my dad a personalized 'Grill Master' apron for Father's Day
Now he's saucier than the barbecue
My dad said he didn't need a thing for Father's Day this year.
But then he added, 'Unless you happen to know where my *other* tape measure is. The good one.'
I decided to make a photo album for my dad on Father's Day, filling it with pictures of all the memories we've made together over the years
As he flipped through the pages, he got tears in his eyes and said, 'This is the best gift I've ever gotten โ mostly because it's proof that I've been right all along, and I really am the coolest dad in all these photos.'
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