๐ Father's Day Joke
Garage DadFriday, July 10, 2026
I asked my dad what he wanted for Father's Day.
He just sighed, looked at the garage door, and said, 'Honestly? Just 10 minutes alone with the power drill, and maybe to finally figure out where that missing Philips head screwdriver went after the great fence-mending of 2017.'
More Father's Day Jokes
My dad got a fitness tracker for Father's Day.
He said, 'Perfect, now I can finally track all the steps I take going to adjust the thermostat!'
Dad's been working on the same home improvement project for months
I'm starting to think his idea of 'completion' is just being able to find all the tools he needs to finish it
I realized my dad's love language is not words of affirmation or quality time, but
finding the perfect drill bit for a project he started 5 years ago
My dad finally started using emojis in his texts.
Now every message, even 'Did you remember to change the oil?', comes with a little red heart. I think it's his subtle way of reminding me he loves me, and also, that I need to check my car.
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