๐ Father's Day Joke
Garage DadSaturday, April 11, 2026
My dad's love language is apparently 'home improvement projects'
because this Father's Day, he's 'hammering' home the point that I'm helping him finish the deck... again.
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My dad isn't the type to give big speeches or shower you with compliments.
But this Father's Day, when he saw I was having a rough week, he just quietly made my favorite breakfast and then left a perfectly organized, handwritten list of all the chores he'd already done around my apartment. That's how I know I'm loved.
My dad said he didn't need anything for Father's Day.
Ten minutes later, I found him in the garage, 'just finishing up' a project he started back when I was in elementary school.
I asked my dad what he truly wanted for Father's Day this year.
He just sighed dramatically and said, "Peace and quiet... and someone to stop touching the thermostat."
I asked my dad what he was most proud of as a father on Father's Day, and he smiled
and said, 'The fact that you're all still talking to me after all these years, despite my dad jokes.'
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