๐ Father's Day Joke
Garage DadSaturday, April 11, 2026
My dad's love language is apparently 'home improvement projects'
because this Father's Day, he's 'hammering' home the point that I'm helping him finish the deck... again.
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Dad's been working on his latest home improvement project for weeks
I'm starting to think his 'honey-do' list is actually a 'never-done' list
My dad told me he wanted a very specific Father's Day gift: something that would help him maintain optimal home comfort.
So I got him a sweater, and he said, 'Perfect! Now I can finally turn the thermostat down even lower without anyone complaining.'
My dad said all he wanted for Father's Day was an hour of peace and quiet.
We found him in the garage, deep in conversation with a loose bolt on a bicycle he hasn't ridden in a decade.
I asked my dad what his all-time favorite Father's Day gift was.
He didn't even hesitate. He pointed to the lopsided, hand-painted mug I made him in kindergarten and said, 'This one. It reminded me that the best things in life don't cost a thing... and also that you're worth every penny.'
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