My computer was acting up the other day, and I was getting pretty frustrated with how slow it was running. I called my friend who's a computer expert to see if he could help me figure out what was wrong with it.

He told me it was probably just having a bad byte.

I went to the beach and saw a crab playing a guitar.

I guess you could say it was a shell of a musician.

Why did the baker stop making bagels?

He got tired of the hole business.

I told my kids we were going to a grape concert tonight

They weren't amused, but I thought it was a crushing success