I was trying to teach my kids about gardening, and we planted a small tree in our backyard. They were excited to see it grow, and we started talking about the different types of trees you can plant. I asked my kids what they thought our tree would look like in a few years, and they said

it would be a tree-mendous success!

What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry.

What is blue but does not weigh very much?

Light Blue

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!