Why was the broom late?

It overswept!

I tried to start a career as a fisherman, but it wasn't going well.

I guess you could say I was having a reel problem.

Why did the calendar get invited to all the parties?

Because it had so many dates!

I tried to start a career as a beekeeper, but it wasn't going well.

I guess you could say I wasn't the 'bee's knees' at it.