So, I was at the restaurant the other night, and I asked the waiter if they had any specials. He told me about their amazing seafood platter, and I told him it sounded delicious.

Then I asked him, 'Do you accept crustaceans?'

So I was helping my kids with their homework and we were learning about different types of clouds, like cumulus and stratus. My son asked me if all clouds were good at hiding things. I thought for a moment and then said

they're great at covering their bases!

Why did the musician get locked out of his house?

He couldn't find the right key.

I went to the doctor and said I had a problem with my ears.

He said, 'Don't worry, it's just a hollow feeling.'