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One-Liner DadTuesday, April 21, 2026
I'm trying to become a mushroom farmer, but it's a fun-gi job to learn
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So, I was trying out a new recipe for dinner last night, and let's just say it didn't quite go as planned. I ended up burning everything to a crisp, and the smoke alarm was practically screaming at me.
It was an *oven*-tful evening, to say the least!
I was at the store today with my kids, and we saw a big display of bread. My kids were excited to pick out a loaf for our dinner, and as we were looking at the different types, I started thinking about how bread is the foundation of many meals.
I guess you could say it's the 'root' of all food!
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
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