I took my kids to the aquarium and we saw a huge tank filled with all sorts of fish, including some beautiful goldfish. The kids were amazed by how fast they could swim and how colorful they were. One of the aquarium staff started telling us about the different types of fish and their unique characteristics

and I guess you could say they were having a 'reel' good time explaining it all to us

I went to the doctor and said, 'Doc, I've been feeling a little chicken lately.'

He said, 'Don't worry, it's just a fowl mood.'

I'm a baker and I'm feeling crumby about my career choice.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired!