I lost my keys this morning and was running frantically late.

But instead of panicking, I just stood perfectly still, closed my eyes, and waited for the slow-motion flashback to reveal where I'd left them. It worked, almost too well.

I tried to streamline my morning routine to get that 'effortlessly chic' vibe.

Now I just spend twice as long making it look like I didn't spend any time at all.

I've started to think that my planner is just a book where I write down all the things I'm pretending to have control over

I love buying clothes online.

It's like playing a fun game of 'will this make me look like the model, or a potato wearing a sack?'