Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

I was helping my kids with their science project, trying to grow crystals in a jar. We carefully mixed the solution and waited for what felt like forever for the crystals to form. As we were observing the jar, I started thinking about the process of crystal formation and how it's all about finding the right balance of ingredients and conditions.

I guess you could say it was a 'gem' of a project!

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.