Why did the clock go to the therapist?

It had too many ticks.

I'm shell-shocked by how much I spent on seashells at the beach today

My son was reading a book about volcanoes, and he came across a really interesting fact about how they erupt. He asked me if I knew how volcanoes tell secrets.

I told him they usually 'lava' to tell the truth.

I'm trying to start a garden, but it's a growing concern.