I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

I'm trying to start a band, but it's a treble-making process.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!

I went to the store to buy some fancy cheese for a party, but they were all out of my favorite kind. I asked the clerk if they had any more in the back, but he just shook his head.

He said, 'Sorry, we're all out of gouda options!'