👨 Dad Joke
Storyteller DadMonday, July 13, 2026
I was at the beach with my family, building an epic sandcastle with moats, towers, and a big flag on top. As we were finishing up, a strong gust of wind came by and knocked over our masterpiece. My kids were really upset, but I just smiled and told them
don't worry, it's just a grain of sand off our backs!
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