👨 Dad Joke
Storyteller DadSaturday, June 20, 2026
So I was at the store today with my kids, and we saw a huge display of eggs. The kids were cracking each other up, making jokes about eggs, and we started talking about omelets and scrambled eggs. I asked the store manager if they had any special deals on eggs, and he said
they were egg-cellent values
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