I'm trying to start a garden, but it's a growing concern.

So, I was at the bakery this morning, picking up some fresh bread for breakfast. The baker was telling me about how early he has to start every day to get everything ready.

I guess he really kneads his job.

So I was trying to fix a squeaky door hinge in the house today, and my son came over to watch. He asked me why the door was making such a loud noise every time I opened it.

I told him it was because the door was feeling unhinged!

I took my kids to the library and asked the librarian if they had any books on Pavlov's dogs

and she said it rang a bell