Why did the turkey refuse to play cards?

He was afraid of getting plucked!

Why does this magnificent turkey have such an incredible pull on everyone at the table?

Because it has amazing *gravy-ty*!

The hardest part about Thanksgiving dinner at our house isn't the political debates or the burnt rolls.

It's trying to discreetly unbutton your pants under the table without anyone noticing.

Why did the turkey refuse to play video games this Thanksgiving?

Because it already had enough drumsticks!