At my family's Thanksgiving, the only thing more stuffed than the turkey...

...are the guests an hour later, trying to stay awake on the couch.

I've been feeling really fowl about my cooking skills this Thanksgiving

But I think I've finally got a gobbling good recipe down!

Alright, everyone, the moment of truth has arrived for this magnificent turkey.

I just hope I don't *fowl* up the carving.

Why did the cranberry sauce go to therapy?

Because it was feeling a little jellied under the pressure!