At my family's Thanksgiving, the only thing more stuffed than the turkey...

...are the guests an hour later, trying to stay awake on the couch.

Why did the stuffing get a promotion?

Because it was always *filling* its potential!

Why did the cranberry sauce always win arguments?

Because it always had a berry strong point!

My family's Thanksgiving isn't just a holiday meal.

It's an annual performance review of everyone's life choices, followed by pie.