Why did the cranberry sauce go to therapy?

Because it was feeling a little jellied under the pressure of the holiday season

Why did the cranberry sauce go to therapy?

Because it was feeling a little jellied under the pressure!

In my family, the most anticipated event at Thanksgiving isn't the food or the football game

it's watching my aunt and uncle try to use Snapchat to send a group photo

What do you call a nervous turkey on Thanksgiving?

A poultry-geist!