Why did the stuffing get a promotion?

Because it was always *filling* its potential!

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the doctor?

It was feeling a little saucy and had a relish for bad health

Why was the stuffing always so confident?

Because it knew it was the stuff of legends!

I've been thinking, what did the grape say when it got invited to Thanksgiving dinner?

Nothing, it just let it wine down and join the family