Why do parents sometimes feel like they're living in "Home Alone" during the holidays?

Because after the kids help decorate, the entire house becomes a booby trap!

What do you call a broken candy cane?

A mint-ake!

Why did the North Pole factory implement a "bring your pet to work" day?

The elves needed some re-indeer-forcement.

Why did Santa hire a lawyer for the elves?

Because he heard them singing 'All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth' and wanted to make sure they got proper dental care!