What do you call a broken candy cane?

A mint-ake!

Why did Santa's elves go to the North Pole's HR department?

They wanted to workshop their toy-making workflow and Claus for concern!

What do you call Santa's fear of being stuck in chimneys?

Claus-trophobia.

Why did the snow globe always look so nervous around the holidays?

Because everyone kept shaking it and asking for a 'White Christmas'!