Why did the Christmas carolers bring a ladder to the party?

They wanted to hit the high notes

Why did Santa's reindeer go to the North Pole's IT department?

Because they had a lot of 'deer'-pending software updates to install!

Why did the gingerbread cookie go to the Christmas party?

Because it was a snap decision!

Why don't gingerbread men like to sing 'Deck the Halls'?

They're afraid they'll fa la la la la, la la la la... fall apart!