Why did the jack-o'-lantern go to the party?

Because it was a gourd time!

Why did the werewolf go to the therapist?

Because it was struggling to paws for reflection.

Why did the Cyclops get fired from the photography studio?

Because he couldn't see things from more than one perspective.

Why did Frankenstein's monster join a gym?

He wanted to get all his body parts in better shape!