My family's Thanksgiving dinner isn't just a meal...

...it's an endurance sport, and the goal is to reach the couch for a nap before Uncle Steve starts his annual vacation slideshow.

Why was the stuffing always the life of the party?

Because it was so well-dressed!

My cousin's contribution to Thanksgiving dinner is always memorable.

Last year, we weren't sure if his 'green bean casserole' was a side dish or a science experiment.

Our family Thanksgiving dinner is like a recipe for disaster

Because you take a cup of crazy relatives, add a pinch of old grudges, and stir in a whole lot of tryptophan