Alright everyone, as I get ready to carve off these drumsticks, it reminds me of something... Why did the turkey decide to start a band?

Because it had such great *drumsticks*!

Alright everyone, it's time for the main event! As I carve this magnificent turkey, I just hope my knife work doesn't lead to any...

...fowl play.

Why did the stuffing get promoted at work?

Because it was great at filling important roles!

Why did the turkey refuse to get dressed for Thanksgiving dinner?

It said it was already stuffed!