I've been thinking, why did the turkey go to the doctor?

It had a little fowl cough!

Alright everyone, before I start carving this magnificent bird, I just have to axe you all a quick question...

...who's ready for some delicious turkey?

I've been feeling really fowl about my cooking skills this Thanksgiving

But I think I've finally got a gobbling good recipe down!

Why did the stuffing go to therapy?

Because it was feeling crumby