Why did the stuffing win an award?

Because it was outstanding in its field!

Why did the turkey refuse to play cards?

He was afraid of getting plucked!

I love how my family's Thanksgiving dinner is a time for everyone to come together

and silently judge each other's life choices

Thanksgiving at our house is always a test of endurance.

First, you survive the family gossip, then you survive the tryptophan.