What's an elf's favorite type of music?

Wrap music!

Why did Santa install a new GPS in his sleigh?

He didn't want to get mis-sled.

Why was the Christmas tree in a good mood?

Because it was branching out and having a tree-mendous holiday season

Why did Santa's elves start a book club at the North Pole?

Because they heard it was a novel way to meet new people and get some elf-help!