Why did Santa's elves start a band at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to be the clause for celebration and wrap up the music scene!

Why are Christmas lights such great comedians?

Because they always know how to lighten the mood!

Why did Santa consult a meteorologist every December?

He needed accurate "snow-casts" for his delivery routes.

Why was the snowman looking for a job?

Because he heard it was a cool opportunity