I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby today.

I'm shell-shocked by how much I spent on seashells at the beach today

So I was at the park with my kids, and we saw a guy playing fetch with his dog. The dog was really good at catching the ball, but the owner was having trouble throwing it straight. I asked him if he was using a special technique to throw the ball, and he said

he was paws-itive it would improve with practice

I'm trying to start a career in baking, but I'm struggling to knead the dough.