I went to the orchard and saw an apple tree with a ladder leaning against it.

I guess it wanted to take its fruit to a higher level.

I'm trying to start a band, but it's a treble-making process.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.

So I was at the library with my kids, and we stumbled upon a book about different types of rocks and minerals. The kids were fascinated by all the colorful pictures, and we started learning about geodes and crystals. The librarian told us that she had a special rock that was very good at

rock-ing a conversation!