I accidentally swallowed some food coloring today.

I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

I'm trying to start a career in beekeeping, but it's a hive of activity

My son was reading a book about volcanoes, and he came across a really interesting fact about how they erupt. He asked me if I knew how volcanoes tell secrets.

I told him they usually 'lava' to tell the truth.

I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby about my career choices.