I went to the doctor and said I had a problem with my ears.

He said, 'Don't worry, it's just a hollow feeling.'

I'm shell-shocked by how much I love oysters, they're a real pearl of a snack.

I went to the beach and saw a crab playing a guitar.

I guess you could say it was a shell of a musician.

Why did the clock go to the therapist?

It had too many ticks.