So I was at the park with my kids, and we saw a guy playing fetch with his dog. The dog was really good at catching the ball, but the owner was having trouble throwing it straight. I asked him if he was using a special technique to throw the ball, and he said

he was paws-itive it would improve with practice

I was at the amusement park with my family over the weekend, and we spent the day riding roller coasters and eating all sorts of fried treats. As we were walking through the midway, we came across a vendor selling all sorts of unusual snacks, including fried insects. My kids were fascinated by the idea of eating bugs, and I have to admit, I was a little curious too.

I guess you could say we were having a buggy appetite that day.

So I was at the museum with my kids, and we saw an exhibit on ancient Egypt. The kids were fascinated by the mummies and the pyramids, and we started learning about pharaohs and their tombs. I asked the tour guide if they had found any interesting artifacts recently

and he said they had uncovered a lot of old 'wrap'!

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.