✊ Knock-Knock Joke
Plot TwistWednesday, July 22, 2026
Knock knock. Who's there? A man with a
manuscript for a knock-knock joke, but he's struggling to come up with a decent punchline, and honestly, it's just getting a bit meta at this point.
More Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Lettuce.
Lettuce who? Lettuce *pray* this joke *grows* on you, I've really *leafed* through a lot of ideas to *cultivate* this *gem* just for you, so please *romaine* here and enjoy!
Knock knock. Who's there? Listen.
Listen who? Listen, this isn't a joke, I just need you to open the door.
Knock knock. Who's there? Cereal
Cereal who? Cereal-ly good at making bad jokes, it's a grain of truth!
Knock knock. Who's there? Oblivion.
Oblivion who? *everything ceases to exist*
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