Knock knock. Who's there? A man with a

✊ Knock-Knock Joke

Plot Twist

Wednesday, July 22, 2026

manuscript for a knock-knock joke, but he's struggling to come up with a decent punchline, and honestly, it's just getting a bit meta at this point.

More Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? No one.

No one who? Exactly. There's literally nobody here. I just wanted to see if the door was locked.

Knock knock. Who's there? Tank.

Tank who? Tank you for opening the door!

Knock knock. Who's there? Ego.

Ego who? Eggoing to let me in, or is that just a waffle excuse?

Knock knock. Who's there? Candice.

Candice who? Candice door open? I'm getting board waiting!

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