My son was reading a book about volcanoes, and he came across a really interesting fact about how they erupt. He asked me if I knew how volcanoes tell secrets.

I told him they usually 'lava' to tell the truth.

I've been trying to become a master baker, but it's not going well.

I guess you could say I'm struggling to knead the results I want.

Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it got mugged!

I've been reading a book about anti-gravity.

It's impossible to put down!