So, I was trying out a new recipe for dinner last night, and let's just say it didn't quite go as planned. I ended up burning everything to a crisp, and the smoke alarm was practically screaming at me.

It was an *oven*-tful evening, to say the least!

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

I'm trying to become a mushroom farmer, but it's a fun-gi job to learn

My computer just coughed, I think it has a byte-er infection.