What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry.

My son came home from school yesterday looking a bit deflated. He told me he'd really struggled with his math test, especially the questions about decimals and fractions.

I told him he just needed to get to the point.

Why did the pencil go to the party?

To draw attention to itself.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.