๐จ Dad Joke
Storyteller DadFriday, April 3, 2026
Your mom asked me to try and fix the coffee maker this morning, because it was really slow and sputtering. I tinkered with it for a bit, but it just wouldn't cooperate.
I guess it was still trying to perk up.
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