They say marriage is about finding someone who perfectly complements you.

And I've found that my wife perfectly complements my decision-making process... by making all the decisions for me.

When my wife and I were dating, I used to spend an hour getting ready, planning elaborate dates, and making sure I smelled just right.

Now, 'date night' usually means we're sharing a frozen pizza on the couch, and I've successfully located both socks that match.

Everyone always gives advice about marriage, and the best I've heard is about the importance of good communication.

Specifically, knowing when to communicate your opinion, and when to just nod, smile, and say, 'You're absolutely right, dear.'

They say marriage is about getting to know your partner inside and out, discovering all their little habits.

And I've quickly learned that some of those habits include leaving socks *next* to the laundry basket and claiming the last piece of cake was 'just a crumb'.