They say marriage is a journey of discovery, where you learn something new about your partner every single day.

For example, [Groom's Name] is about to discover that 'his side of the bed' is actually just 'her side of the bed that she hasn't gotten to yet'.

My fiancé started out calm and collected during wedding planning.

Now she refers to the caterers as 'the culinary saboteurs' and believes the florists are part of a secret anti-bridal society.

We hired a wedding planner to help us stay organized and on budget.

Now we just need to hire a therapist to deal with the wedding planner.

Marriage is like a beautiful puzzle

because even when you lose a few pieces, you still have a great picture, and the groom has finally found someone who can put up with him trying to force the wrong pieces to fit