Everyone always gives advice about marriage, and the best I've heard is about the importance of good communication.

Specifically, knowing when to communicate your opinion, and when to just nod, smile, and say, 'You're absolutely right, dear.'

I've known the groom for many years, and I've seen him prepare for many challenges, but nothing could have prepared him for marriage.

But in all fairness, I think the only thing he's more committed to than the bride is his fantasy football league.

I've learned that marriage is all about finding creative ways to ask for permission

like, 'Honey, can I turn the thermostat down?' is actually just code for 'Can I still be in charge of something?'

My wife and I bought a bigger house specifically for more space.

And yet, we still manage to fight over the same 10 square feet of prime couch real estate.