I've got so many side hustles,

my main job is starting to feel like a very expensive hobby.

My therapist suggested I find a hobby to de-stress.

So now I just stress about whether I'm monetizing my hobbies enough.

I've been trying to adult by following boomer advice,

but it turns out 'just start a garden' doesn't actually pay my rent.

I just got a raise, but it's all going to inflation

so basically I'm just getting paid in nostalgia for the prices of 2019