My parents always told me to 'work hard and you'll be rewarded.'

Well, I'm working hard, and my reward is a higher co-pay for therapy.

My side hustle schedule is so packed,

I need a side hustle just to manage my other side hustles.

I tried cutting out avocado toast to save money for a down payment.

Turns out the problem wasn't the avocado toast, it was the entire housing market.

My boss just scheduled a meeting to discuss the agenda for our next meeting,

and honestly, I think my soul just filed its own resignation.